Sunday 7 October 2012
Sunday 1 July 2012
the end is the beginning is the end: LANDAN
Following what I’m certain can only be classed as a ‘jolly good’ exhibition at the Batley School of Art and Design end of year show (involving several bottles of Pimms, a urinating dog water feature, Elvis Presley songs played live on a ukulele and an abundance of Hawaiian flowers), it’s onwards and upwards, or more accurately, downwards and southwards, to London!
Myself and my fellow Fine Art for Designers will be celebrating our degree results by taking part in the Free Range Art and Design show at the Truman Brewery, Brick Lane.
Myself and my fellow Fine Art for Designers will be celebrating our degree results by taking part in the Free Range Art and Design show at the Truman Brewery, Brick Lane.
Armed with bubble wrap and cardboard boxes, our exhibition has been wrapped and packed and will be heading down to London on Tuesday; ready to be promptly re-assembled for our Private View taking place on Thursday 5th of July.
slag red stereotypes and an awkward tutorial
The newest edition to my exhibition pieces is this (not so complimentary) periodic table of nail varnish.
Based on the scientific study of nail varnish colours on the inebriated maidens of Bradford Road on a Saturday night; whilst they are passed out in a roadside hedge or contentedly tucking into their 3am Donner kebab, the illustration is practically indisputable fact.
As intended through my various works which investigate the neurotically driven lives of women, the piece immediately initiated a female-to-female dialogue in the Fine Art for Design studio, most markedly from my tutor. An initial chuckle escaped her lips as her eyes surveyed ‘Chips and Strongbow’ and ‘Budget Denim’, but an agonizing awkwardness prevailed upon the realisation that her nail colour of choice was, what I had deemed, ‘Slag Red’. (Sorry Eve!!)
Since that uncomfortable debacle, however, the work has been shortlisted for the Unleashed Best in the North illustration competition, which I will shamelessly self-promote here:
a 7am wake up call from the postman
Unlike the usual anger-fuelled grumbled greeting which the
postman receives upon waking me from a peaceful slumber, when he delivered me
my long-awaited A2 prints for my exhibition, he received a genuine smile (even
if it was accompanied by a head of uncombed hair which can only be described as
a white woman’s afro).
My illustrations were printed for me by the lovely artist and
designer, Mel Elliott, with whom I have wined, dined and assisted with several
projects in her new book, 1980s Bumper Activity Book. A talented artist, witty writer and owner of five cats, admire Mel’s work here: www.ilovemel.me
The following are the images I received as A2 prints. These
will compliment my framed leg stubble nicely, don’t you think?
smug satisfaction
Having never smoked a cigarette in my entire life, I gained
such smug satisfaction upon my external examiner being convinced that as a
seasoned smoker, I was finally attempting to cut the habit.
And having never smoked a cigarette in my entire life, I’ve
never spent so much money on cigarettes...
Major Project B: one false toe-nail, an unidentified hair and a stubbed out cigarette
'I wake up, and resume
peeling off the remnants of last night’s licentiously red nail varnish;
a clumsily applied topcoat
gracelessly covering a week’s worth of large chips and scrapes…
Really ought to remember to
buy nail polish remover.
Sluggishly advancing to the
shower,
I consider the daily
dilemma;
To shave or not to shave.
Today, armpits are a must;
having crossed the
acceptable boundary where underarm fluff may be blamed on a shedding woollen jumper.
Legs aren’t necessary.
Last night’s short skirt
entailed the full works; exfoliating, moisturising and shaving (even behind the
knees). They’ll do for at least three days.
Eyebrows are still
recovering from last week’s over enthusiastic plucking session and should be
left well alone for the foreseeable future.
A post-shower coffee is
complimented beautifully by what is most definitely my LAST cigarette.
…barring the one designated
for emergency use only,
…and the necessary
afternoon-break-cigarette.
…not to mention to strays
that inhabit my handbag, only to surface once I’ve had a drink.'
The
work both brings to light, and examines, the seemingly nonsensical, illogical
and somewhat inexplicable neuroses which inhabit us as women; the obvious
importance of these peculiarities in shaping a woman’s routine remaining
baffling to their comparatively uncomplicated counterparts.
To anyone in possession of a
Y chromosome, the significance of the role of the neuroses on the average woman
is often underestimated. Amplified and reinforced by a £14 billion beauty
industry and the prevalence of paper-based media culture, the average woman
crumbles. Paling in comparison to her airbrushed, perfectly pruned, glossy
equivalents, the average woman is forced to become possessed by neuroses.
The work presents the story
of the neurotic relationship between womanhood and the unnecessary tentativeness
to the four female neuroses; the unspoken rules of nail varnish application and
removal, the unwarranted complex of the constant pruning and tweaking of body
hair and the endless (and fruitless) quitting smoking process.
The work narrates a social
commentary with an empathetic ear; glorifying the inglorious idiosyncrasies
that make womanhood, but perhaps more importantly the work attempts to engage
with other women, those of the sisterhood of: to pluck or not to pluck, to shave
or not to shave, to puff or not to puff and to refresh or just fill in the
gaps.
Is this nature or nurture,
instinct or influence?
With a nod and
acknowledgement to our media–fuelled world . . .
Books, prints and objects
are utilized to present:
the philosophical meanderings
of the female brain
the unreasonable reasonings
and questionable complexes
the mock-retail nature and
consumer-driven format, exhibiting the workings of the average
eyebrow-plucking, ‘last cigarette’ smoking, nail polish peeling woman:
a celebration of these
quintessentially female neuroses.
Monday 27 February 2012
Thursday 16 February 2012
hello Russia.
According to the ever-reliable source, Wikipedia, the moose population in Russia is approximately 730,000. Whether these Russian Moose are able to ride penny-farthings is yet to be investigated.
Sunday 12 February 2012
Tuesday 17 January 2012
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